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Sure, you may have scored more than 150 on the standardized IQ test, you may party hearty with Mensa Mommas -- but what's that actually worth in the real world? Diddly. If you truly want to know how smart you are when it counts, then InfoWorld's Geek IQ test is the puzzler for you. Answer the 20 questions below, and we'll add up your score and let you know how you measure up. Even a suit can follow those directions. And remember: Googling every question will not give you an accurate score. Got a beef or want to brag? Take it out on the comments section of the Answer Key page at the end of the test.
-- Oliver Rist
1. What's the first universal question of telephone help desk support?
a. Is the power cable plugged in?
b. Have you tried turning it on and off again?
c. Has it burst into flames?
d. All of the above
2. What's the quickest way to derail a small IT project?
a. Involve a project manager
b. Involve a certified project manager
c. Allow frequent progress meetings with creative senior management types
d. b and c
3. What celebrity on this list co-founded a still-functioning Internet business?
a. William Shatner
b. Al Gore
c. Alyssa Milano
d. All of the above
4. How many sockets/ports does the TCP/IP protocol support in total?
a. 64,256
b. 65,764
c. 68,512
d. 65,536
5. What's the first thing a SOX auditor will ask for?
a. Coffee
b. Audit logs and policy documentation
c. An envelope full of cash
d. All of the above
6. Under linux, which command will kill all processes whose process name contains the string "killme"?
a. ps auxww | grep killme | awk '{print$2}' | xargs kill
b. ps auxww | grep killme | awk {'print$2'} | xargs kill
c. ps auffq | grep killme | awk '{print$1}' | xargs kill
d. ps auxwf | grep -v killme | awk '{print$2}' | xargs kill
7. Why do so many Linux geeks prefer to operate the system in console mode?
a. It's faster -- people who get little sex have faster fingers
b. It's faster -- it's Where we learned so we know how to get everything done
c. It's more impressive to the opposite sex
d. It's more impressive to managers, thus providing job security
8. Why is Cisco no longer the undisputed leader in the switch and network infrastructure categories?
a. They blew off getting their 10-gig switches tested by InfoWorld so how bright can they be?
b. IOS will never be as cool as embedded Linux switch OSes
c. They cost too much
d. Their boxes don't come in pretty colors
9. Why has Linux still not become a dominant factor on the business desktop?
a. Because the real power on the corporate desktop is Microsoft Office
b. It costs too much
c. Penguins frighten administrative assistants
d. Because Microsoft is holding 235 open source patent violations and we're all desperately scared
10. The Programmer's Math Question: Given two water faucets, one hot and one cold, and one bucket. The hot water fills the empty bucket in eight minutes. The cold water fills the bucket in seven minutes. Then I make a hole in the bucket such that the full bucket drains in four minutes. Now take the empty bucket, with the hole, and place under both faucets together. Turn on the hot and cold water at the same time. How long does it take to fill the bucket halfway?
a. It'll never fill up. The water is draining too fast
b. 41.667 minutes
c. 28 minutes
d. 4 minutes
11. The Network Administrator's Math Question: What is the sum of the number of bits in the netmask of half a Class B network plus the length in bits of a TCP header, divided by the speed in megabits per second of the first Token Ring networks?
a. 9.75
b. 34.22
c. 8
d. 192.6
12. The Suit-Clad Supervisor's Math Question: If you have 10 IT staffers doing an adequate job and you subtract eight IT staffers you have:
a. Two IT staffers suffering, but who cares about that?
b. Three IT staffers … wait, what was the question?
c. Better support service due to more privacy and desk space in the IT department's offices
d. Salary bonus due to cost-saving genius
13. Define SLI, and name the company that invented it and the year it was introduced.
a. Scan-Line Interconnect, 3dfx, 1998
b. Super-Linear Interconnect, NVIDIA, 2004
c. Screen-Linear Interconnect, ATI, 2003
d. Split Leg Interviewing, Paris Hilton Inc., 2006
14. What's the best description of the difference between a Layer 3 switch and a router?
a. Nothing
b. Switches and routers perform completely separate functions
c. Layer 3 switches are bridges with multiple ports that route packets based on routing table destinations stored in fast memory caches that also contain source-destination and next-hop entries. This makes Layer 3 switches much faster than routers at routing. However, routers have more advanced routing abilities making them more appropriate for external routing chores.
d. Routers are bridges with multiple ports that route packets based on routing table destinations stored in fast memory caches that also contain source-destination and next-hop entries. This makes routers much faster than Layer 3 switches at routing. However, Layer 3 switches have more advanced routing abilities making them more appropriate for internal routing chores.
15. How do you combat process starvation?
a. Hot dogs and beer; you can combat anything with hot dogs and beer
b. Define a process request delimiter within the sub-process \\root/bin/BS
c. Add an aging factor to the priority of each process request in the scheduling system
d. Food stamps
16. Is EVDO based on CDMA or GSM; what's the acronym stand for (best definition); and what's its maximum possible speed?
a. CDMA; Enhanced Virtual Data Output, 1.5Mbps
b. GSM; EVolution DOwnstream; 768Kbps
c. CDMA; EVolution Data-Only; 2.4Mbps
d. GSM; Extra Virgin Ducati Owner; 145mph
17. How many standard RAID levels are there?
a. 4
b. 5
c. 7
d. Only digital Sherpa's really know
18. Server-side, Java servlets have done a lot for Web server and application server functionality. However, which of the following processing methods are they not designed to replace?
a. Active Server Pages
b. CGI scripts
c. Various C/C++ proprietary plug-ins
d. Cookies
19. What's a "beamer"?
a. That silver 535 driven by the sales manager who always calls you "Sport"
b. A basic collaboration page template within SharePoint Designer 2007
c. A window in StarOffice that showed the contents of elements selected in Explorer
d. What the crew called it when Scotty got lucky in the transporter room
20. What exactly is a deflector shield?
a. An energy shield that surrounds space-going vessels to protect them From physical damage
b. Ceramic tiles used to shield the space shuttle From the heat of re-entry
c. The language and mannerisms used by most male computer professionals to keep females at bay
d. A charged plasma field under development that will protect space travelers From space-going health risks
我得到的分数是：
Congrats on finishing the test. Your score: 55
There is brain wave activity, but you might want to consider putting your affairs in order and pulling the plugM
看来偶不够geeky ^_^
做完了可以看看答案：
Fully correct answers are worth
5 points; however, there are some responses that -- although not quite correct
-- still garner partial points.
And for those stinging From the
pasting they've received at the hands of this test, there are always the
exploits of
stupid users and
stupid hackers to help boost your ego.
Oh, and if you've got a beef or
want to brag? Save it for the comments section below.
Question 1.
What's the first universal question of telephone help desk
support?
5 points
b. Have you tried turning it on
and off again?
Hey, it's a universal truth. Just watch "The
IT Crowd."
2 points
d. All of the above
You know they've all happened; treat yourself to partial points.
Question 2.
What's the quickest way to derail a small IT project?
2 points
b. Involve a certified project manager
"Certified" always means a rewrite of the project plan.
2 points
c. Allow frequent progress meetings with creative senior
management types
Senior management usually has "interesting" new ideas to tack on shortly before
deadline time.
5 points
d. b and c
But only the combined duo means certain death.
Question 3.
What celebrity on this list co-founded a still-functioning
Internet business?
5 points
c. Alyssa Milano
Check out
www.safesearching.com, though her MLB blog
*touch* 'em all is more entertaining. And that secret place in my basement
with dozens of her pictures tacked to the wall, burning candles and incense and
my severed finger on wax paper is not a shrine. It's
just my special place. [Special indeed. --Ed.]
Question 4.
How many sockets/ports does the TCP/IP protocol support in
total?
5 points
d. 65,536
If it's wrong, talk to
Paul Venezia.
Question 5.
What's the first thing a SOX auditor will ask for?
5 points
b. Audit logs and policy documentation
This is why your IT staff needs to become paperwork pack rats.
2 points
d. All of the above
But if you happen to offer all three, you're probably fine depending on Where
you leave the envelope full of greenbacks.
Question 6.
Under Linux, which command will kill all processes whose
process name contains the string "killme"?
5 points
a. ps auxww | grep killme | awk '{print$2}' | xargs kill
Weren't killer xargs the villains in some sci-fi movie? Meanwhile, if you want
to double-check this syntax, check out O'Reilly's "Linux
Pocket Guide."
Question 7.
Why do so many Linux geeks prefer to operate the system in
console mode?
5 points
b. It's faster -- it's Where we
learned, so we know how to get everything done
True not only for Linux geeks, but for switch and router consoles, too.
-2 points
c. It's more impressive to the
opposite sex
If you believe this, you're doing laundry on Saturday nights.
2 points
d. It's more impressive to managers,
thus providing job security
If your boss is a partial techie, flashing loads of cryptic contractions that
result in something tangible can make you look brilliant.
Question 8.
Why is Cisco no longer the undisputed leader in the switch
and network infrastructure categories?
2 points
a.
It blew off getting its
10-gig switches tested by InfoWorld, so how bright can the company be?
Passing up such an amazing PR opportunity can only mean a slippage of
management acumen.
5 points
b. IOS will never be as cool as embedded Linux switch OSes
If you see what Extreme's been doing with embedded Linux, you don't want to go
back to IOS. Ever.
2 points
c. They cost too much
An old Cisco saw, but still sharp.
Question 9.
Why has Linux still not become a dominant factor on the
business desktop?
5 points
a. Because the real power on the
corporate desktop is Microsoft Office
The average office worker doesn't care about the OS. It's the productivity suite
in which they live and work that's important, and that's Where Microsoft still
rules the world.
Question
10. The Programmer's Math Question: Given two water
faucets, one hot and one cold, and one bucket. The hot water fills the empty
bucket in eight minutes. The cold water fills the bucket in seven minutes. Then
I make a hole in the bucket such that the full bucket drains in four minutes.
Now take the empty bucket, with the hole, and place under both faucets together.
Turn on the hot and cold water at the same time. How long does it take to fill
the bucket halfway?
5 points
c. 28 minutes
Submitted by infrequent InfoWorld contributor, Dave Aubrey; six steps required:
1. 1/7 x 8/8 = 8/56 The fill rate for cold;
2. 1/8 x 7/7 = 7/56 The fill rate for hot;
3. 7/56 + 8/56 = 15/56 The combined fill rate for hot & cold;
4. 1/4 x 14/14 = 14/56 The drain rate;
5. 15/56 – 14/56 = 1/56 per minute net fill rate;
6. So to fill halfway, it would take 28 minutes (half of 56).
Question
11. The Network Administrator's Math Question: What is
the sum of the number of bits in the netmask of half a Class B network plus the
length in bits of a TCP header, divided by the speed in megabits per second of
the first Token Ring networks?
5 points
a. 9.75
Another Paul Venezia submission.
(17 + 32 / 4) = 9.75
Question
12. The Suit-Clad Supervisor's Math Question: If you
have 10 IT staffers doing an adequate job and you subtract eight IT staffers you
have:
2 points
a. Two IT staffers suffering, but
who cares about that?
The
Gordon Gekko answer.
5 points
d. Salary bonus due to cost-saving genius
The far more common
Nigel Wick answer.
Question
13. Define SLI, and name the company that invented it
and the year it was introduced.
5 points
a. Scan-Line Interconnect, 3dfx, 1998
Yeah, at first I thought it was Nvidia, too.
Question
14. What's the best description of the difference
between a Layer 3 switch and a router?
1 point
a. Nothing
The glib and grossly oversimplified answer.
5 points
c. Layer 3 switches are bridges with multiple ports that
route packets based on routing table destinations stored in fast memory caches
that also contain source-destination and next-hop entries. This makes Layer 3
switches much faster than routers at routing. However, routers have more
advanced routing abilities, making them more appropriate for external routing
chores.
There isn't any single answer because the feature sets of both categories tend
to vary, but of the four listed here, this definition comes the closest.
Question
15. How do you combat process starvation?
2 points
a. Hot dogs and beer; you can combat anything with hot dogs
and beer
It's true. Hot dogs and beer can always make a difference.
-5 points
b. Define a process request delimiter within the subprocess
\\root/bin/BS
This is a random collection of words. Slap yourself if you checked this.
5 points
c. Add an aging factor to the priority of each process
request in the scheduling system
Sure sounds easy when you know the answer, right?
Question
16. Is EvDO based on CDMA or GSM; what's the acronym
stand for (best definition); and what's its maximum possible speed?
5 points
c. CDMA; EVolution
Data-Only; 2.4Mbps
Actually, the acronym has two definitions: "Data-Only" and "Data-Optimized."
Both are used even by the
official EvDO Web site. So we chose the one that looked the least technical
just to trip you up. Yeah, we're evil.
-2 points
d. GSM; Extra Virgin
Ducati Owner; 145mph
No one should have fallen for this -- though Ducati does rule.
Question
17. How many standard RAID levels are there?
5 points
d. Only digital sherpas really know
Actually, this is something only wizened old storage hermits might know. There
are anyWhere between 6 and 10 "standard" RAID levels depending on how you define
"standard." After that, there are numerous nonstandard and nested levels, too.
Question
18. Server-side Java servlets have done a lot for Web
server and application server functionality. However, which of the following
processing methods are they not designed to replace?
5 points
d. Cookies
Not the chocolate chip kind, the client-side security nightmare kind.
Question
19. What's a "beamer"?
5 points
c. A window in StarOffice that
showed the contents of elements selected in Explorer
Really, Where else are we going to use deep StarOffice trivia, except on a test
like this?
2 points
d. What the crew called it when
Scotty got lucky in the transporter room
I'm proud of this one. Though it does bring a difficult picture to mind when you
remember that he had an affair with Uhura after both of them passed mandatory
retirement.
Question
20. What exactly is a deflector shield?
1 point
a. An energy shield that surrounds
space-going vessels to protect them From physical damage
Scotty used to have to fix them, so it's worth a point.
5 points
d. A charged plasma field under
development that will protect space travelers From space-going health risks
The true test of your Google researching capabilities.
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