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Are known as very intelligent and hardworking people.

Are known to have created a grand civilization which had great influence on neighbouring countries.

Very cultured, artistic, creative.

Great food, culture, and history.

Common stereotypes:
-Extremely good at math and science
-Straight A students
-Hardworking
-Martial arts experts
-Plays violin, flute, or piano very well
-Great family values

Of course, most of those do tend to be true.

We have a Chinese valedictorian again.

smartest people ever lived

that smart boy is so chinese

A race of people that were doing amazingly well around a thousand years ago that already had set up banks and schools while the english were still hiting each other with clubs. But around 50 years ago when they established communism everything pretty much went downhill from there and a good number of them now want to come to the US and Canada to get better jobs and have a better life.

Simply put: Amazing.
Gosh, i wish i were Chinese!

the all time coolest race in the entire world. they are good at everything, and anything. people who say that chinese people are bad are just fools with no life. they have awesome food, they use their brains, and they are very hard working people.

i am part chinese. i am mostly white, but i am more proud to be chinese.

people who of chinsese origin(from china) stereotypes include:
bad drivers
good at math/science
nerds
hard worker
knows karate
straight A's
all asians

most of these aren't true but hell lets face it, white people didnt have enough to stereotype.
White Guy:Hey u nerdy chinese guy
Chinese guy:White make me laugh
White Guy: Oh No ull use karate!
Chinese guy:dude... the hell is wrong with u?
White Guy: Im white man, duh

The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at everything, and anything.

I'm part Chinese from my mother.

Anyone from China or Taiwan. Just because someone is Asian doesn't mean that they're Chinese. Many idiotic people firmly believe that all Chinese people are really smart nerds with small eyes that are quiet, boring, and antisocial. These people are racist and need to get a life. Chinese is just a race and does not define the personality.

She's Chinese, but she has big eyes and isn't quiet at all.
Kevjumba is Chinese.

Something or someone originating from China, the most populated country in the world that happens to be communist. Oddly enough, most Chinese are called 'commies' based off the warped opinion of the American liberal media that labels anything communist as "evil" or "poor" (with nuclear arms nonetheless).

"Chinese" is also a popular term among Americans for anyone that seems oriental to them.

Whites discriminate against Chinese because they lose their jobs to the Chinese. They might not lose the jobs if most Americans weren't whiny arrogant people.

the coolest people to ever rock the planet.

creators of the world's most delicious food. that includes fried rice, dumplings & soy sauce, wanton soup, orange chicken, noodles (pasta - yes italy, china made it first), ETC.

the world's largest group of people.

peace - loving people who do not like violence or aggression unlike white people. but, if confronted, they for sure will kick some mother fucking ass with ancient, graceful practices such as kung fu.

ancestors of this decent were GENIUSES (inventions such as fireworks, the compass, wheelbarrow, paper).

the most clever race.

a BENEVOLENT, kind people who like to share, and insist on stuffing visitors with food and gifts.

a HARDWORKING people who are community-minded and wish to help the world

Yo that girl is so nice and smart, is she Chinese?

You bet!

The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.

Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going?
Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want!

Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master! Allow me to lick your shoes clean!

what everyone wishes they were

a diverse people

the most intelligent ethnicity of the planet, soon to overtake the white race and rule the 21st century BENEVOLENTLY.

Ni hao ma, are you Chinese?

Yep, I am from Fujian. My mom is an ethnic Taiwanese and my dad Mongolian, and we lived in Tibet, then Beijing.

Known for being smart and hardworking, especially shrewed in doing business and setting up enterprises; Faced discrimination and ostracism where they constitute a significant minority but own a big chunk of economic pie, as in South East Asia. Hence they are also known as the Jews of the Orient, a parallel that is being drawn due to the outstanding achievements and discrimination faced by the Jews throughout history.

You should learn from the Chinese! Don't just laze around and be smart!

Chinese people are the coolest human beings in the entire world. They eat a lot of vegetables, prawn crackers, spring rolls, dumplings and dip everything into soy sauce.

Chinese work hard to make money and send their children to the best schools. If the children don't study hard the mothers would normally claim suicide to make sure they try the shit out of 'em. Although mind-strong, unfortunately most of the Chinese people have poor eyesights. They either wear frame glasses or contact lens or walk into trees.

Girls from China are damn hot, according to some white dudes who want to marry Chinese chicks, they treat their men well but once they're cheated, they'd bite off their men's weewee n sell them to a fish market.

Holy shit, that chick's burning hot! She must be Chinese.

"Hey let's go to that Chinese buffet to get some authentic Chinese food."
"Are you nuts?! You can't get that authentic shit from a buffet don't you know you dumbass?!"

Chinese boy: "Wooooo, look at that pig, isn't it massive?!"
B: "Put your glasses on you idiot! That's a freaking elephant!"

People from a wonderful culture in asia. Unfortunately there are people like anti-rascism that make racist comments. So why is his name anti-rascism when he's being the exact opposite?

Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

甚至Chinese被用来形容丢骰子丢到5或6

Throwing a 6 and 5 when playing rum dice

Bro, you just got Chinese, drink!
Shithouse!

让人看得热血沸腾的。要知道在一个如此恶半夜凉初透搞的网站里得到一致好评的词条可不多。

很大一部分老外讨厌Chinese的原因是Chinese太具有竞争力了。这也是Chinese Exclusion Act的根本动机

China词条也比较有意思，不过国家、当局、民族、政府、政党、政治这些事情扯不清楚，我就懒得转帖了。

那些崇拜laowai的，看看吧。崇拜纸醉金迷的白种人世界的，看看吧。

btw 当然别人夸你是Chinese的时候不要忘记说：“我们和宇宙第一的韩国人还差很远。”